Wrong house to steal from

Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned from a week of vacation to find that a burglar had gone through and ransacked their home. After literally running into the thief, they forced him to clean their entire house at gun point; before calling the police. The thief complained to the officer about his day of forced labour, but the policeman stated that he should be grateful that he was not shoot and still breathing.

Who's leg is it???????????????

A (brilliant) man who stored his amputated leg(plane crash) in a barbecue smoker, that was later auctioned off in a storage facility unpaid storage room sell, is locked in a custody dispute with the man who bought it.

John Wood's smoker (and leg) was purchased by Shannon Whisnant last week after he failed to continue sending payments at the storage facility in North Carolina.
John wants his leg back but Mr Whisnant states that he has a receipt for the smoker's contents, and would be fine sharing ownership over the leg.
John begged to keep the leg so he could be buried as a whole man when he died, he put it in the storage facility after losing his home.

Mr Whisnant said that he is charging 3$ for adults and 1$ for kids, and says he won't mind spliting the profits with John.

Speeeeeedy Madrazooooooooooooo

Former Mexican Presidential candidate speedy Roberto Madrazo did something quite amazing. He finished 1st in his age class, at the Berlin marathon. Roberto placed 146th out more than FORTY THOUSAND RUNNERS. But like his long lived political career were he was accused of bribery and cheating throughout it ( he has vast property in Florida, many mansions, and a fleet of high end luxury cars). His criticism intensified after the race when his electronic chip he carried showed he missed two check points ( 5 meter). Before he disappeared he was running the 5 kilos at the avg rate of 25mins, but after his total race time of 2 hours and 40 mins, he would have had to run the two missing segments in 11 mins ( faster than the 34 year old Ethiopian world record holder 2 hours and 4 mins)

Chili so hot it is almost illegal

Extra spicy Thai chili sparks road closures, evacuations in central London, after passers by complained of a chemical smell coming from restaurant. Firefighters closed off the street, while police and a chemical response team stormed a Thai cottage restaurant. The chilis were over cooked while being prepared for a "nam prik pao" sauce.