POOR MAN :(

Poor Eugene Pilouw , man in Arlington, Texas, who lacks the sense of smell; was amazed to find that his missing wife had not ran away from home but had died in their home three days earlier.
"I never smelled anything and I still don't smell anything," said Eugene , who was unable to detect her body decomposing in a storage room.

BOMB!!!

A Tennessee doctor accused of making a bomb threat because he missed his Northwest Airlines flight out of Seattle had no history of being a "retarded"or an"idiot".
He was arrested Wednesday at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport after he called in a false threat against the flight to Memphis which he had missed.

ExxonMobil Sends Man two thousand Credit Cards.

He wanted two credit cars, he got two thousand. Frank Van Buren a 17-year customer, needed to renew his account, so he ordered two new cards, he got two loads of one thousand cards. Frank had to spend several hours shreding all the cards. Exxon said it was just a mistake to send Frank 1,998 cards to many.

Strange Newz

Some bastard named, Zhenli Ye Gon, was not a lucky bastard :(

In fact he had been lucky enough to accumulate over 206 million dollars from selling meth. But Zhenli's drug network in Mexico and the U.S is now come to an end. The 206 million found at Zhenli's mansion is the largest amount of drug money confiscated in world history. Zhenli maintains that he is an innocent businessmen.