Budda is back!!!!

A teenage boy named Ram Bahadur Bamjan believed to be the reincarnation of Buddha has been found in a remote jungle in Nepal. His followers claim that he has not eaten or drank anything since 2005.

Obama mccain election

WTF seriously

Obama Civilian Security

Dose OBAMA want a group of brown shirts keeping the people in line, I think the last thing we need is a group as powerful as the military to go to war against the American people

Would you like some lashes with your latte?

In a Saudi Starbucks, a Saudi international business women got a little more than she asked for with her latte. She had decided on the regular "western" practice of meeting at a Starbucks to discuss a business deal, with a member of a separate branch of her company. She was spotted and reported to the Muttawa, "Saudi religious police", they arrested her and the Syrian financial analyst she was meeting with. They accused her of a pseudo-sexual disposition to commit sin.
The religious police strip-searched and forced her to sign a confession to having been caught alone with a unrelated man.
She said"I had no other choice" but to sign, said the married mother of three. "I was scared for my life ... I was afraid that they would abuse me or do something to me."
The man with whom Yara had coffee, an unnamed Syrian financial analyst, was also arrested and remains in custody.

Wrong house to steal from

Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned from a week of vacation to find that a burglar had gone through and ransacked their home. After literally running into the thief, they forced him to clean their entire house at gun point; before calling the police. The thief complained to the officer about his day of forced labour, but the policeman stated that he should be grateful that he was not shoot and still breathing.

Who's leg is it???????????????

A (brilliant) man who stored his amputated leg(plane crash) in a barbecue smoker, that was later auctioned off in a storage facility unpaid storage room sell, is locked in a custody dispute with the man who bought it.

John Wood's smoker (and leg) was purchased by Shannon Whisnant last week after he failed to continue sending payments at the storage facility in North Carolina.
John wants his leg back but Mr Whisnant states that he has a receipt for the smoker's contents, and would be fine sharing ownership over the leg.
John begged to keep the leg so he could be buried as a whole man when he died, he put it in the storage facility after losing his home.

Mr Whisnant said that he is charging 3$ for adults and 1$ for kids, and says he won't mind spliting the profits with John.

Speeeeeedy Madrazooooooooooooo

Former Mexican Presidential candidate speedy Roberto Madrazo did something quite amazing. He finished 1st in his age class, at the Berlin marathon. Roberto placed 146th out more than FORTY THOUSAND RUNNERS. But like his long lived political career were he was accused of bribery and cheating throughout it ( he has vast property in Florida, many mansions, and a fleet of high end luxury cars). His criticism intensified after the race when his electronic chip he carried showed he missed two check points ( 5 meter). Before he disappeared he was running the 5 kilos at the avg rate of 25mins, but after his total race time of 2 hours and 40 mins, he would have had to run the two missing segments in 11 mins ( faster than the 34 year old Ethiopian world record holder 2 hours and 4 mins)

Chili so hot it is almost illegal

Extra spicy Thai chili sparks road closures, evacuations in central London, after passers by complained of a chemical smell coming from restaurant. Firefighters closed off the street, while police and a chemical response team stormed a Thai cottage restaurant. The chilis were over cooked while being prepared for a "nam prik pao" sauce.

greatest desert ever!!!!!...

Think you have paid for some expensive meals?? A Sri Lanken resort has created "Fisherman Indulgence" the world's most expensive dessert. It's a fruit-infused decadent feast, including a chocolate sculpture and a gigantic blue gemstone which is $14,500.

New hope for depressed pets!

For thousands of years depressed animals only hope was to..... forget about it.
Now your depressed animal has the option of beef flavored anti-depressants.
Dogs excessively licking their paws, howling and cats pissing on the wall are signs of depression. Also pet parrots that might self-mutilate when bored.According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution. The drug "Reconcile" (for dogs) similar to prozac is coming to a pharmacy near you:)

Strange parents of the month

BEIJING, Wanting a strange name for their child, a Chinese couple decided on the name @ (e-mail "at" symbol)l. But the shift has irritated administration bureaucrats who are struggling with a flood of unconventional names. Officials view the bizarre names as contaminating the Chinese language. Because printed Chinese uses characters as an alternative to the western alphabets, it can be hard to expand for new or foreign concepts or ideas. A Chinese language spokesperson says as of last year, only 129 names made up for 87% of all surnames in China.